Reasonable Resilience

So I love my dog, I really do. She's sweet and loving and wags profusly when we come home, but. . . She did this the other day And I don't know how to make her stop jumping, now that she's bigger than Grace when she's on her hind legs. When did she get so big? Needless to say, Grace got over it and her face will heal. One more thing I sould mention is that I wanted to take a Christmas picture for our cards to send out to Family and Friends. Well, I think I got the lighting just right and you can't really tell she has two black eyes. . . Don't call CPS on me

You might laugh, I just hit my funny bone on the desk. Why is that funny? Can anyone tell me why I'm reeling in agony, but honestly find it funny. Are all bones this way? Are there only certain "funny" bones, or are there mad bones and sad bones too? Okay, I think I'm done laughing, and it doesn't hurt too much anymore.