You know how after two days with the same fly in your house it starts to feel like a friend?
"Good morning fly, how was your night?"
"I'm sure you found Noah's leftovers under his chair that I was too tired to pick up appetizing."
"Oh and yes, Grace's juice that spilled on the floor by the couch, yes I did have you in mind when I gave up wiping when the towel wouldn't reach that far."
"I'm sure in a few minutes when Noah wakes and Grace askes for a drink you will be very thankful for their messes."
buzz off
"Good morning fly, how was your night?"
"I'm sure you found Noah's leftovers under his chair that I was too tired to pick up appetizing."
"Oh and yes, Grace's juice that spilled on the floor by the couch, yes I did have you in mind when I gave up wiping when the towel wouldn't reach that far."
"I'm sure in a few minutes when Noah wakes and Grace askes for a drink you will be very thankful for their messes."
buzz off
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